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_{I lived in New York, Troy, I know what a baggel is.}

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Little Annie Adderall, was an outcast in high school. // That’s it. We’re guna debate the living crap out of you.

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Annie: Jeff! You’re the cool guy, okay? If you show up it’ll be the first party I host where everyone doesn’t say they need to get home in time for the news. [starts crying]

Jeff: This wont work. The last time you did this I saved a vial of your tears and have slowly been building up an immunity.

Annie: I was so unpopular in highschool the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic. This party is a second chance to be hip. Cool! Laid back.

Jeff: Look I will come to your party.

Annie: Thank you. I’m putting you down for two bags of ice and a sleeve of paper cups.